Friday, August 29, 2008

Absence makes the blog grow duller

I know I KNOW! We've been horribly absent from the blog of late. Aside from a quick, humorless note here and there complaining about my back or some such thing, posts have been haphazard at best. So, while I draft up a nice long new post that will hopefully supply hours of amusement my sparking a firestorm of comments, here is a mea culpa ode.

Oh KFD Bloggers! Where did you go?!
Your posts entertain me and work is so slow.
I know that you’re busy. You all have real lives.
Boyfriends and girlfriends and fake baker-wives.
But I know you’re still training; I saw you last night!
Yet no posts appearing? Now that just ain’t right!
I’m sorry; forgive me. I shouldn't complain.
But there’s something so lovely in sharing your pain.
So turn off the gchat, and turn off the phone,
And come back to blogging, I feel so alone!
It might not be pretty. It won't need to rhyme.
Just mention caijiao and we'll have a great time!